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Hello!! I'm Denise, from Los Angeles. This blog is for anything I find interesting or funny. You might be confused by the title, but it's a line from one of my all-time favorite movies. If you recognize it, great! On a side note: You can find me on Instagram (denisedavis5) and Twitter (DeniseDavis92) Feel free to follow!
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parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

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animagi-werewolf:

Here is a reason why Jily is the ultimate OTP:  while the others OTPs are doing whatever they are doing, James and Lily Potter are saving the fucking wizard world with their orgasms. 

fuck yeah, Jily

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I can’t lie, I still love this song 15 years later 😫😁 #britneyspears #90s #ohbabybaby

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osointricate:

osointricate:

So like. Parents can come to Hogwarts to see their kids play Quiddich, right? (shut up if it’s not and just roll with me here.)

So what happens when Muggle parents get invited?

Could you imagine tho?

Like, after the initial “holy shit look at this magic…

endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.

THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.

AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.

SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.

AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.

THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, alright. I know. 

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leavinjustintime:

with PLEASURE

leavinjustintime:

with PLEASURE