1. danganaddict:

    c0nsulting-timel0rd:

    totoislostinoz:

    carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

    “What house?”

    “Montague!”

    “whAT HOUSE?”

    “MONTAGUE”

    “WHAT HOUSE?????”

    “MONTAGUE!!”

    “MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

    The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

    That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

    WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

    (Source: lydiamartuin, via shootforthe-m-o-o-n)

     
  2. luaru:

    taco-marco:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    What does this mean???? Help????

    wait for iiiitt……

    (via jessjelly)

     
  3. onlylolgifs:

    Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep

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  4. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via jessjelly)

     
  5. famousmeat:

    Taylor Lautner shirtless & wet in a towel on BBC Three’s Cuckoo

     
  6. tlpursuit:

    The first draft of the Captain America costume had a cape; this was proven to be a hazard during rehearsals and was removed for safety reasons. No capes.

    (Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

     
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  8. alwaysthequietones:

    That awkward moment when the BTS is like a 1000000x better than the cut that made the film.

    PS: FU Yates.

    (via diva-gonzo)

     

  9. Anonymous said: What's one scene, line, or character you're hoping to see in Mockingjay Part 1?

    jlalafics:

    Katniss being choked out by Peeta. I actually hoped that it would be where the film would end.

    Because you know the people who didn’t read the books?

    They would be like:

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  10. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via you-reinmybubble)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     

  11. officialbrostrider:

    helenaphan:

    officialbrostrider:

    i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

    two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

    did you say yes

    DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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    (via jessjelly)

     
  12. generationfree:

    lakilester:

    No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

    THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

    (via shootforthe-m-o-o-n)

     
  13. latteinparis:

    thedevilswaiting:

    The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

    The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

    Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

    That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

    One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

    Holy shit

    Well shit man

    (Source: xxdardarxx, via jessjelly)

     

  14. veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via jessjelly)